Sir Dix-A-Lot - Excretory Bisque (Creamy Remix)

Artist: Sir Dix-A-Lot
Song: Excretory Bisque
Album: Get To The Freezer!!! (EP) (2025)
Track: 07
Year: 2025
Genre: Brutal Death Metal

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"Ladies and gentlemen, we are gathered here today-"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!"

Father Tom wanted a little bit of bisque
I told that guy it was coming right up
So I thought I'd take a humorous risk
Something to kick that hunger in the gut
Prepared a bowl and set it on a plate
Added the seasonings, this smells great
Everything looked good until I dropped trow
And began to spew from my bottom, so foul

Some people like their soup hot
Some people like it steamy
And when youre making a fudge bisque
It's best to make it nice and creamy

I can't help but think how it got this far
I filled the plate and then beyond
It overflowed and spilled down the sides
But I had a feeling that he'd grow fond
That bald little bitch will spoon up this soup
The fecal remnants of excretory goop
And only when he's finished his last bite
Then I'll kick his ass back to church tonight

Niblets of corn
Stuck in your teeth
Your mind will be torn
How much you eat a week

Some people like their soup hot
Some people like it steamy
And when youre making a fudge bisque
It's best to make it nice and creamy

Excretory bisque
Savor this dish
It will make you wish
For some more delish

EXCRETORY BISQUE
EXCRETORY BISQUE
EXCRETORY BISQUE
DEVOUR THE SHIT YOU SPEW
EXCRETORY BISQUE
EXCRETORY BISQUE
EXCRETORY BISQUE
THEN ITS BACK TO CHURCH YOU GO

"Man, your breath smells like shit!"
"You should smell my ass!"