Kiss My Rump, Donald Trump (2025)

Written 60 days in.
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Lyrics:

Promise us inflation will go down
Drive our closest allies out of town
Show our vet’rans just how much you care about their health
Slash our programs just to make more tax cuts for yourself

Claim the tariffs are potential gains
While the market crashes, like our planes
That leaves one thing more before we’re through
One little thing from me, for you to do

KISS MY RUMP, DONALD TRUMP
You’ll never be the king
With these United States still standin’
KISS MY RUMP, DONALD TRUMP
We’ll never kiss the ring
Your failed regime we’ll be disbandin’

Make a plan to annex Canada
Wage a fake war with Venezuela
Make it seem like you’re the one who saved the app TikTok
Start the plans to carve your head into the Rushmore rock

Please inform the Danes Greenland is ours
Kneel at Putin’s feet and send him flowers
Go re-name the Gulf of Mexico
Here’s ONE more thing to do, that you should know

KISS MY RUMP, DONALD TRUMP
You’ll never be the king
With these United States still standin’
KISS MY RUMP, DONALD TRUMP
We’ll never kiss the ring
Your failed regime we’ll be disbandin’

I’ll try to be succincter but your mouth looks like a sphincter
Your squinty eyes reveal to me narcissistic personality
You take a Hitleresque-pastiche
And Putin’s got you on a leash
And now you’ve made yourself a cuck by tryin’ to sell a Cybertruck

Leave our USAID without a cent
Fill our concert halls with Ted Nugent
Let Elon cut regulations with a chainsaw flex
Then replace our US contracts with his own SpaceX

Flush the Grand Old Party down the drain
Say goodbye to French wine and Champagne
Make the Gaza Strip your golf resort
But here’s one little thing to do, in short

KISS MY RUMP, DONALD TRUMP
You’ll never be the king
With these United States still standin’
KISS MY RUMP, DONALD TRUMP
We’ll never kiss the ring
Your failed regime we’ll be disbandin’

KISS MY RUMP, DONALD TRUMP
You’ll never be the king
With these United States still standin’
KISS MY RUMP, DONALD TRUMP
We’ll never kiss the ring
Your failed regime we’ll be disbandin’