King Diamond - No Presents For Christmas (B Tuning +25 Cents)

King's classic festive single pitched 25 cents shy of 2 and a half steps down.

(Music by Michael Denner/Lyrics by Kim Bendix Peterson)

Christmas time is here again -
Santa needs a helping hand...
We cannot find a single sheep -
To draw his sleigh for the night...
So all the waiting Christmas trees -
Gonna hear their master sing!

There's no presents, not this Christmas!
There's no presents...
Tom and Jerry, drinking Sherry -
They don't give a damn!

Christmas time is here again -
Santa needs a helping hand...
It's getting very, very late -
St. Peter's crossed the Golden Gate...
And Donald Duck is still in bed -
I wonder who is gonna help?!

There's no presents, not this Christmas!
There's no presents...
Tom and Jerry, all that Sherry -
They don't give a damn!

(1st Solo - LaRocque)

(2nd Solo - Denner)

There's no presents, not this Christmas!
There's no presents...
Tom and Jerry, still drinking Sherry -
They don't give a damn!

""I'm dreaming of a white Sabbath..."
Ahhahahahahahaha!